英语剧本6人版短剧大学？英语搞笑短剧剧本 5—6人 三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，那么，英语剧本6人版短剧大学？一起来了解一下吧。
Gwen: Senior high school student
Rita:Mom / Customer A
Fanny:Waitress
Ivy: Gwen’s friend
David: Father / Customer B
Willie: Boss
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SCENE I
Father and Mother are at home. Gwen just gets home.
Gwen: I’m home, Mom, Dad.
Mom:How’s your day, Gwen?
Gwen: Not bad. I’m tired of taking buses to school every day.
Father:Why?
Gwen: The bus is so crowded every morning.
Mom:I don’t understand. What’s your point?
Gwen: I want to buy a motorcycle - a Harley.
Father:What!! Harley! Are you insane?
Mom:(to father) Calm down. (to Gwen) I understand your situation. I would agree if you want to buy a
normal motorcycle, but Harley! Forget it.
Gwen: But I want it so much. I’ve always wanted one.
Father:OK. I can contribute some for the motorcycle, but you have to pay the rest yourself.
Mom:I agree with your dad.
Gwen: Oh! Yes! Are you sure? But I don’t have any money to pay for it!
Father:You can use your New Years’ Red Envelope money or find a part-time job.
Gwen: Hey, it sounds like a great idea to get a part-time job.
Mom:You have to keep your eyes open when you look for a part-time job.
Gwen: Don’t worry. I’ll be careful.
Father:I can give you some advice and experience. When I was a teenager, I used to work as a porter. It was
very tough, but I learned how to be responsible and how to use time. So will you. (change of tone) I
remember I almost lost my life one day.
Gwen: Thanks, Dad. I think I can handle it. I’ll be careful.
SCENE II
Gwen: Ivy, I want to find a part-time job. Are you interested in getting one for yourself, too?
Ivy: It sounds great! I can search on the Internet for job opportunities.
Gwen: Then I can look at the ads in the newspaper.
(After 2 to 3 minutes)
Gwen: Look! Here’s something interesting. It looks good.
Ivy: Let me see... let’s make a phone call to see what the job is about.
(Phone rings. Gwen and Ivy are calling the “I Need You” Company.)
Boss: This is “I Need You” company! May I help you?
Ivy: I need a part-time job, and I saw your ads in the newspaper, so …
Boss: I see! Could you come to our company this Wednesday afternoon?
Ivy: What?
Boss: Oh! We’d like to interview you personally.
Ivy: Is it alright if my friend comes along?
Boss: No problem. You and your friend can come together.
Ivy: Thank you. Bye.
Boss: You’re welcome. See you! (hangs up.)
Gwen: What did he say?
Ivy: He said we can have interviews this Wednesday afternoon.
Gwen: Great! Let’s do it. We can meet there.
Ivy: I’m a little bit nervous.
Gwen: It’ll be fine. Don’t worry正好6人的，希望采纳
Skipping Class
6人剧本。《逃课》，绝对适合学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。
Cast
Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
Rita: A professional class skipper
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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken:Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
Ken:Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken:You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken:For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita:Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita:You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita:Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita:wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita:No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
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Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita:Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita:What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita:Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita:I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
Rita:I thought you were going to the library.
Anita:You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita:Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita:You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken:I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita:well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken:What are they?
Rita:Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken:How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita:Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
Ken:Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita:Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken:Why?
Rita:Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken:What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita:You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken:You are a genius.
Rita:I am just very professional.
Ken:I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken:I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken:Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken:Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
（不长喔 演起来很快滴 呵呵^^)
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。
女儿：S
父亲：F
母亲：M
场景1：
S:Morning mom.
M: moruing dear.
M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast?
S:ok.
M:Did you finish your homework dear?
S:yes
M:Did you brush your teeth?
S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I'm down.
M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm?
S:nothing...
M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos?
S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos.
M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you.I've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercings
all over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them.
S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art.
M:Tattoos is art?my god... Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late,I've got to go.Tonight we must have
family meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you.
S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me!
(S:照镜子，听音乐，打电话）
场景2：
F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school?
S:I'm free this morning.
F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study,
your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool".
S:(对电话里说）"call me later" Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time and
what should I do.I'm not a baby!
F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you.
S:Oh...again... Why do you baffle me?
F:What?
S:Nothing...
(S: Hello,yes!I'm free...ok,see you later.)
场景3：
M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind.
F:But the tattoos not ture,(S:点头）too much phone is the biggest problem.
M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good.
F:Phone waste too much time!
S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me....
翻译：场景1 ：
问：早上妈妈。
英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
(谢幕)
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